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I've never been mean to a kitten.

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I've shot herion. I've smoked pot
I've taken LSD
Swallowed pills. Sniffed some glue
even gasoline.
I've stole my share of money
gotten all I could
even stole my mamas wedding ring
you might say I've been no good.

But I've never been mean to a kitten.
I've never tied cans to his tail.
I've never gave beer to a puppy
so why don't they let me out of jail?

I'm writing a letter to PETA
I'm calling the A S P C A
I'll tell them that I've kissed a beaver
and I'll be a free man someday.

I may have killed ten maybe twenty.
It was time for them folks to depart.
But I've never taken candy from babies
so you see I've got a really good heart.

And I've never been mean to a kitten
I've never tied cans to his tail
I've never gave beer to a puppy
so honey please lend me my bail.