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On Marlon Brando

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The horror, the horror

The sweaty bald head remained
in the heart of darkness
'cause the actor was overweight
a heavyweight
Coppola shot him
in twilight.

Drunk, damp and dirty
the actor hadn't read the script
and when he did
he argued
in the end beautiful friend
he adlibbed.

The crew was on speed, hash and acid
Martin had a heart attack
Marcos provided the pilots
and it all did the trick:
it josephed the conrad
out of Brando.

Mistah Kurtz - he dead.