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What's a white person to do?

Posted to Poetry and Politics

Can't board an airplane because of the dastardly Arabs...can't walk down city streets because that group of black kids will probably jump you...can't pass by those kids dressed in black because they'll put the curse of Satan on you...damn, what are nice, up-right, white folks supposed to do these days? I guess just stay at home and watch TV...maybe some nice old John Wayne films on the networks.