Literary Kicks

Opinions, Observations and Research


Favorite Series

Levi Asher's Memoir of the Internet Industry, 1993-2003

Marcel Proust: Beyond The Madeleines

The Great Book Pricing Debate of 2007

Overrated Writers of 2006

FEATURED ARTICLES FROM 2010
• The Top Ten Crime and Mystery Novels of 2009
• In Gatsby's Tracks: Locating the Valley of Ashes in a 1924 Photo
• A Murder and a Metaphor: Litkicks Mystery Spot #1
All Articles From 2010

FEATURED ARTICLES FROM 2009
• Enter Sandman: Neil Gaiman at PEN World Voices
• FINDING THE INTERNET
• A Memoir In Progress
All Articles From 2009

FEATURED ARTICLES FROM 2008
• Francoise Sagan: Sex, Drugs and Literature
• Capitaine Achab
• Les Soixante-Huitards
All Articles From 2008

FEATURED ARTICLES FROM 2007
• Jonathan Swift and Lady Montagu: an 18th Century Literary Smackdown
• DOES LITERARY FICTION SUFFER FROM DYSFUNCTIONAL PRICING? A Conversation
• Cormac McCarthy: Owning My Hate
All Articles From 2007

FEATURED ARTICLES FROM 2006
• For Sale: Baby Shoes, Never Worn.
• The Overrated Writers of 2006
• Running With The Turcottes: An Interview With Susan Winters Smith
All Articles From 2006

FEATURED ARTICLES FROM 2005
• Favorite Poem: The Love Song of J. Alfred Prufrock
• Samuel Taylor Coleridge
• About Us
All Articles From 2005

FEATURED ARTICLES FROM 2004
• When Corso Dropped his BOMB
• Rod Serling
• Danger on Peaks: Gary Snyder’s Latest
All Articles From 2004

FEATURED ARTICLES FROM 2003
• Jim Morrison: A ‘Serious’ Poet?
• E. E. Cummings
• Villanelles, Sonnets and Meter
All Articles From 2003

FEATURED ARTICLES FROM 2002
• Dorothy Parker
• James Joyce
• On Western Haiku
All Articles From 2002

FEATURED ARTICLES FROM 2001
• Hunter S. Thompson
• Summer Of Love: Hippie Writers & Latter-Day Beats
• Richard Brautigan
All Articles From 2001

FEATURED ARTICLES FROM 2000
• Beat News: December 14 2000
• Beat News: April 14 2000
• Beat News: June 16 2000
All Articles From 2000

FEATURED ARTICLES FROM 1999
• Beat News: April 4 1999
• Beat News: June 20 1999
• LitKicks Summer Poetry Happening at the Bitter End
All Articles From 1999

FEATURED ARTICLES FROM 1998
• Ed Sanders
• Beat News: November 4 1998
• Jack Micheline
All Articles From 1998

FEATURED ARTICLES FROM 1997
• Sliced Bardo: A William S. Burroughs Memorial
• Tales of Beatnik Glory
• How I Met Ginsberg
All Articles From 1997

FEATURED ARTICLES FROM 1996
• Arthur Rimbaud
• Jane Bowles
• d. a. levy
All Articles From 1996

FEATURED ARTICLES FROM 1995
• Charles Bukowski
• Paul Bowles
• My Audition for On The Road
All Articles From 1995

FEATURED ARTICLES FROM 1994
• The Beat Generation
• Jack Kerouac
• Allen Ginsberg
All Articles From 1994

About LitKicks

Literary Kicks was born on July 23, 1994. Here's a page about who we are and where we've been.

Africa
African-American
American
Arabic
Audio Literature
Awards
Beat Generation
Being A Writer
Big Thinking
Biography
Bookselling
Breakfast Club
British
Classics
Comedy
Comix
Drama
Eastern
Eastern European
Ecology
Economics
Events
Existential
Fantasy
Fiction
Film
French
Haiku
Harlem Renaissance
Hiphop
History
Indie
Internet Culture
Interviews
Jazz Age
Jewish
Kid Lit
La Boheme
Language
Latin
Lists
Lit-Crit
LitKicks
Love
Memes
Modernism
Music
Mystery
National Poetry Month
Nature
New York City
News
Overrated Writers
Personal
Places
Poetry
Poetry Readings
Poker
Politics
Polls and Questions
Postmodernism
Psychology
Publishing
Reading
Religion
Reviews
Romantic
Russian
Science Fiction
Southern
Spoken Word
Sports
Summer Of Love
Technology
Television
The Memoir
Transcendentalism
Transgressive
Tributes
Uncategorized
Victorian
Visual Art
What Are You Reading
Women

CELEBRATION DAY

by Levi Asher on Wednesday, August 26, 2009 09:24 pm
The Memoir


(This is chapter 29 of my ongoing memoir of the Internet industry.)

So then it was Friday morning, March 19, 1999. IPO day. We'd spent the last couple of days reading news blurbs about how nobody knew what to expect from iVillage's stock debut, about how weird Candice Carpenter was, about lawsuits that could ruin the company, about the fact that iVillage had never made a profit. Other Silicon Alley dot-coms also got bad publicity before their IPOs, but there seemed to be a special pitch to the negative press we were getting.

I don't know if this was because the boys club down on Wall Street didn't like the rambunctious Candice Carpenter and Nancy Evans muscling into the cigar room or not, but this seemed like a pretty good theory at the time.

Amidst all the bad publicity, our projected offering price rocked up and down before finally settling at $24, an unusually high price for any new stock. I would have been more nervous about my $30,000 opening-day investment if I hadn't had a private conversation with Chief Financial Officer Craig Monaghan the night before. "It'll be just fine," he told me. "Everything's going according to plan. Tomorrow will be an exciting day."

Nobody told us exactly what time the stock would hit the streets, so we sat at our computers and worked and waited. 9:30. 10, 10:30, 11. "Anything?" "Nope." The iVillage tech floor was, as always, a complete mess. Other Silicon Alley dot-coms had hip designer ofices with curvy vinyl furniture and glass pipes and electronic doors. Our Fifth Avenue townhouse headquarters looked like something out of "Grey Gardens". The tech floor was a blacksmith's shop: raggedy mismatched chairs, crooked file cabinets, messy paper manuals greasy with spilled food, circuit boards and Ethernet cables strewn on every available surface. The chaos of the room matched the chaos of the work we were doing every day to keep the site alive. Sometime just around noon, Ted Tickell yelled from a bench in the middle of the floor, "we're up!".

We were up. We opened at $95 and 3/4, a surprising multiple of our offering price. Within seconds, the number shot up to $97, $98, $100. Triumphant whoops echoed through the halls. We had opened at four times the pre-sale price.

This wasn't just a good opening -- it was a historic opening. Stocks didn't usually multiply their values by four, and I immediately and happily realized that we'd just entered the annals of Silicon Alley history with a truly groundbreaking IPO. We'd also just proven a whole lot of nasty critics wrong, and since I deeply admired the highly quirky, non-conformist Candice Carpenter business ethic I was thrilled about the moral victory this successful stock debut seemed to represent. Of course, I'd been interested since 1993 in observing the Internet scene that was unfolding around me in a historic paradigmatic sweep, and I could only feel lucky to be an insider at 170 Fifth Avenue on the day this unusual company went public.

I also felt lucky in another way. Um, I was rich.

Suddenly, for the first and only time in my life, I was rolling in it. I was on the other side. My $30,000 investment had quadrupled in value, and since I had an automatic sell order with Hambrecht & Quist I would be getting back a check for $120,000. Beyond that, the 8,333 shares I would vest in over the next four years (through some complex pre-pricing mechanisms that nobody understood, my 25,000 shares of $8 stock had two weeks earlier been "exchanged" for 8,333 shares of $24 stock) were now worth over $800,000. Toss in the value of the co-op in Forest Hills and I was a paper millionaire.

(Of course, there were a few problems with this formulation. I'd have to survive four years in the zoo known as iVillage.com to collect my 8,333 shares. And the share price would have to stay over $100 until 2003.)

(Looking back, I don't know which of these two conjectures are more laughable.)

We watched the stock price rise, in our messy office, with the Flatiron Building looming through the windows across the street, up to $110 and then $120, before it started swooping down again, down all the way to the $70's, then climbing back up. "Just like our servers," one of the guys joked.

I got happy phone calls from several loved ones who were watching the market news. All three of the people I'd borrowed money from called: first Meg's brother Steve, then my stepfather Gene, then my Dad. I realized as I spoke to them that I'd have to pay all of them back -- my $120,000 suddenly slipped to $90,000.

Friends from other companies called, just to shoot the shit, including several who'd been through their own IPOs at NetGravity or Yahoo or Amazon; we always watched each other's IPOs, and talked about them the way we talked about our Sunday football pool bets. Today it was like I'd just won the Super Bowl pool.

The Friday night of the IPO was the night the parties began, and then they continued through the next week. I remember bleary nightclubs called Volcano and Beauty Bar and BMW Cafe. I remember a big company party where Candice Carpenter brought her two young daughters and pogo'd with them to the loud music on the dance floors. I remember getting pretty drunk and having a lot of great conversations about object-oriented programming and stock portfolios and the true meaning of online community.

I remember a late-night karaoke dive where an impossibly tall red-haired woman sang Pat Benatar's "Shadows of the Night" as some kind of tribute to iVillage's feminist culture, and even though I was a double outsider on account of being a guy and also having only worked for the company for two months, I totally related to the message.

And I remember the whole male-heavy tech team being forced to get out on the dance floor to celebrate with "We Are Family" by Sister Sledge on one of the parties that went on too late, where we all got too drunk, and I don't even remember which night that was.



This blog post is part of the series The Memoir. The next post in the series is THE METAMORPHOSIS. The previous post in the series is BEFORE THE IPO.


Bookmark and Share

13 reponses to "CELEBRATION DAY"

by Bill Ectric on Wednesday, August 26, 2009 09:54 pm

"Once I built a railroad . . . "

  • reply
by Michael Norris on Thursday, August 27, 2009 12:40 pm

Ah, the thrill of stock prices shooting through the roof!

For some reason that always reminds me of a quote - from a politician, I think:

"I can smell the fish a fryin'"

Now we have more often the terror of stock prices plummeting into the basement.

  • reply
by Warren Weappa on Thursday, August 27, 2009 10:16 pm

Is this the tale of being a millionaire?

  • reply
by Levi Asher on Friday, August 28, 2009 07:52 am

Not sure what you're asking, Warren?

  • reply
by eli on Friday, August 28, 2009 01:42 pm

Hmmm. I wonder how many of your readers recognize the source of Bill Ectric's comment "Once I built a railroad . . ."?

Of course it's the opening line of the depression-era song "Brother, Can You Spare A Dime?"

And, I also hope you'll recall that I sang the entire song to you about a year ago.

Eli

  • reply
by Levi Asher on Friday, August 28, 2009 02:43 pm

Yes, Eli (Dad) -- I sure did recognize Yip Harburg's song! A very apt choice of Bill Ectric's, too. "Once I built a website ..."

Here's the song on YouTube.

  • reply
by Warren Weappa on Friday, August 28, 2009 08:00 pm

I guess this is where we readers finally get the brass tacks about where you were a paper millionaire for a day? Since I started reading here 5 years ago, I heard more than once that you were a paper millionaire for a nanosecond.

  • reply
by Levi Asher on Friday, August 28, 2009 09:05 pm

In that case, Warren, yes, the nanosecond has begun, and will go on for the next few weeks.

  • reply
by Bill Ectric on Friday, August 28, 2009 10:43 pm

Levi, that's cool video of "Brother Can You Spare A Dime." I also like the rendition by Mr. Burns on one of the Simpsons episodes. I haven't been able to find it on Youtube yet.

  • reply
by Richard Grayson on Tuesday, September 1, 2009 08:07 am

Levi, this is a great addition to your memoir. The details are so good. Did you mention this already, but did you keep/do you keep a diary? Otherwise, I'm not sure how you could recapture all the details. (As I think I told you, I've now kept a daily diary for over 40 years and it tells me a lot of things I can't remember, or corrects false memories.)

I so look forward to your entries in this series even though I tend to check in late.

  • reply
by Levi Asher on Tuesday, September 1, 2009 10:10 am

Thanks a lot, Richard. I really appreciate your positive comments.

I don't keep a diary, though I do tend to save "mementos" like the various papers and printouts I've been illustrating these pieces with. I refer to these to help fact-check my memories, but other than that, I just seem to remember stuff. It's funny that I've gotten comments like this a lot, especially from co-workers mentioned in these chapters: "how do you remember all this?". I have no idea -- I just remember stuff.

  • reply
by judih on Wednesday, September 2, 2009 03:20 pm

so, the nanosecond will last a few more weeks (is that real time or memoir installment time?)

i love the description of the iVillage office. Utterly visual.

  • reply
by mike on Saturday, September 5, 2009 04:54 am

Here's some advice take out an big loan on the stock options and move to montana soon. Yes I'm amazed(as i have alluded to before) at your recall and your eloquent recounting.

  • reply

Post new comment

The content of this field is kept private and will not be shown publicly.
CAPTCHA
This question is for testing whether you are a human visitor and to prevent automated spam submissions.
EXPLORE RELATED ARTICLES
FINDING THE INTERNET
A Memoir In Progress
THE LAUNCH
ENTER MOZILLA

Action Poetry

Nine years old and running, Action Poetry is an open forum for sharing original poems.

A Pawnbroker's Pledge by duncanbrown
bring me wine (use this version not the other as the other has two issues) by michaelamichael
i need answers by catalyst

Popular Articles

MOST READ THIS YEAR

• Beholding Holden
• Occupy Wall Street: How the People's Mic Works
• Occupy Wall Street: In Search of Honest Capitalism
• Philosophy Weekend: The Disappeared Auguste Comte

MOST COMMENTED THIS MONTH

• Philosophy Weekend: Ayn Rand and the Paul Ryan Budget
• Philosophy Weekend: The Happiness of Adam Yauch
• Lautréamont, the Other
• A Break With Bobby Keys

Search

Litkicks Says "Occupy!"

• When Wall Street Occupied Me
• Occupy Wall Street: How the People's Mic Works
• Occupy Wall Street: In Search of Honest Capitalism
• Adbusters: The Zine That Created the Occupy Movement
• How a Protest Survives
• Why the Tea Party and Occupy Should Protest Together

and ...

• Talkin' Occupy With Vanessa Veselka

Original Books from Literary Kicks!

Chiaroscuro: Assorted Literary Essays

SEE ALL LITKICKS PUBLICATIONS

Twitter

Follow Levi Asher on Twitter: @asheresque

On This Date

... in 2006
Reviewing the Review: May 21 2006 by Levi Asher

... in 2007
The Yiddish Policeman’s Union by Michael Chabon by Cal Godot

... in 2008
Hettie Jones: Prisons and Poets by Bill Ectric

... in 2009
DISNEYWORLD by Levi Asher

... in 2011
Philosophy Weekend: David Brooks is On To Something by Levi Asher

By Author

FEATURED ARTICLES BY CLAUDIA MOSCOVICI
• The Conformism of Postmodern Style
• Fiction and Cultural Memory: Writing From Ceausescu's Romania
• An Unlikely Cocktail: Mixing Pop and Bourbon in the Palace of Versailles
All Articles By Claudia Moscovici

FEATURED ARTICLES BY GARRETT KENYON
• The Top Ten Crime and Mystery Novels of 2009
• The Big Dime: Ten Best Crime Novels of the Past Year
• Advancing the Darkness: Five Modern Masters of Mystery and Crime
All Articles By Garrett Kenyon

FEATURED ARTICLES BY ALAN BISBORT
• Beatniks: How I Wrote A Subculture Guidebook
• Baseball: The Great American Literary Sport
• Written In Prison
All Articles By Alan Bisbort

FEATURED ARTICLES BY DEDI FELMAN
• Enter Sandman: Neil Gaiman at PEN World Voices
• Adaptations: A PEN World Voices 2010 Conversation About Literature and Film
• Herta Who?
All Articles By Dedi Felman

FEATURED ARTICLES BY JAMELAH EARLE
• For Sale: Baby Shoes, Never Worn.
• Jonathan Swift and Lady Montagu: an 18th Century Literary Smackdown
• Villanelles, Sonnets and Meter
All Articles By Jamelah Earle

FEATURED ARTICLES BY BILL ECTRIC
• Samuel Taylor Coleridge
• The Mary Shelley Story
• Metafiction and the 4th Wall
All Articles By Bill Ectric

FEATURED ARTICLES BY LEVI ASHER
• The Beat Generation
• In Gatsby's Tracks: Locating the Valley of Ashes in a 1924 Photo
• FINDING THE INTERNET
All Articles By Levi Asher

FEATURED ARTICLES BY MICHAEL NORRIS
• Francoise Sagan: Sex, Drugs and Literature
• Marcel Proust: Beyond the Madeleines
• Capitaine Achab
All Articles By Michael Norris

ALL AUTHORS

Featured Articles

Junk Books and Junk Bonds (or, Sometimes the Book Game Reminds Me of the Bank Game)

When Hippies Battle: the Great W. S. Merwin/Allen Ginsberg Beef of 1975

Poker and Postmodernism: The Cards I’m Playing

Adaptations: A PEN World Voices 2010 Conversation About Literature and Film

Feed

RSS

 

Literary Kicks • About Us