Lookin for a Job

by litnrod11

Posted to Utterances on 2002-06-17 14:09:00

The Resume’


Should you list lover’s on your resume’?
And if so should that be by date most recent first?
Or by duration of the liason or number of times?
Or alphabetically or how hard they rang your chimes?

I’ve had many more lovers than jobs and as for my qualifications
I won’t offer excuses or mollifications
So you can sue me or hate me as you may
but i’m listing you high on my resume’.