can you get a divorce in heaven

by stilltrucking

Posted to Utterances on 2002-06-18 14:30:00

Parent message is 211006
seems a young a couple eloped but before they could get married they were killed in a car crash.
there they were standing at the pearly gates asking st. peter if they could get married before they entered so they could be together eternaly
he says “ok i will be right back”
about a month goes by and st. peter returns with a priest so they can be married
but they been thinking about it and asked him if the marriage did not click would they be able to get divorced in heaven
st. peter says “dag nabit it took me a month to find a priest up here how long you think it is going to take to find a lawyer”
ripped off from P.H.C. on npr.org