announcing – The OFFICIAL Lightning Rod Fan Club

by doreen peri

Posted to Utterances on 2002-12-03 18:47:00

YES! Believe it! It’s REALLY happening! Soon to come to the Lightning Rod Website click here

The OFFICIAL Lightning Rod Fan Club

is COMING to a soon-to-be-launched Famous Internet Renowned Rock Star Website, complete with Multimedia Attractions such as

• LIVE performances by Lightning Rod
• Easy to download Lightning Rod music clips and several FULL VERSION .mp3s, absolutely FREE
• A Lightning Rod Productions Quicktime Movie of Lightning Rod himself playing original Lightning Rod tunes
• A never before released Archived Video of Lightning Rod & the Infamous Joy Urchins performing at The Villager Club in Dallas

The Official Lightning Rod Fan Club will be announced
within the next few days! Don’t delay! Sign up when you see the Lightning Rod Fan Club Opening Announcement! For ONLY $4.95 per month, only $59.40 a year – which is less than 17¢ a Day, LESS than the cost of ONE cup of coffee, Your Membership includes ALL THIS and MORE-

• an absolutely NO COST Lightning Rod Bulletin Board where YOU can bring your friends to talk to Lightning Rod himself about his music, his philosophies and his lyrical poetry on Tuesday afternoons at 3PM (Time subject to change depending on Lightning Rod mood swings and Star Obligations) watch for the new feature, “Lightning Rod Politics” coming up in May 2003

• a Lightning Rod t-shirt with the Lightning Rod logo on the front pocket (50% cotton – 50% polyester) – with the words “I am an OFFICIAL MEMBER of the Lightning Rod Fan Club” on the back.

• an Official Lightning Rod Fan Club Membership Card, laminated for secure wallet carrying

• one Lightning Rod personally autographed full color photo – 5″ x 7″ – (size matters)

NOT only THAT!!!! You will get MORE … including ALL this!

• THROUGH the Lightning Rod Official Fan Club Membership Page, FULL Access to the INTERNET SUPERHIGHWAY and the BEST LITERATURE on the WEB including ALL classics and BEATS available through LR’s exclusive connection with google.com

ACT NOW!
HURRY!
How do we do it?
How do we do it?
How do we do it?
Step right up!

Pre-interest inquiries can be sent to Lightning Rod himself at litnrod11@yahoo.com.