How about these answers

by Billectric

Posted to Utterances on 2003-06-03 09:45:00

Parent message is 461059
My favorite book is written by aliens.

I urge you to read it for the following reasons (1) I get a kick-back from the aliens, (2) It will change your life, (3) The aliens compell me.

I hate the word urge because it makes me have to go to the bathroom.

I think the word Goomfly is over used because even saying it once would be too much.

I have never known a gorilla with wings and will never even know if one exists because I can’t bring myself to hide in the misty jungles where that lady got killed.

My weirdest quirk is pouring used cooking grease down the neighbor’s sliding board.

I like it even though it makes me feel dirty.

The best place to write is within the Earth’s atmosphere.

I find this most inspiring because I don’t have to use one of those anti-gravity pens like the astronauts use in America, or in Russia, a pencil.

My mom thinks your mom is hot and she could just eat her up any day.

If I were in charge I would put humongous pictures of William S. Burroughs up all over the place and make the people worship him.

Don’t make me read you the riot act!

The government pisses me off when they try to censor Lightning Rod and if I could tell George Dubya one thing it would be “The heart has many signals.”