ok, I couldn’t help myself

by Lightning Rod

Posted to Utterances on 2003-06-03 12:03:00

Parent message is 461059
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My favorite book is The Tibetian Book of the Dead.
I urge you to read it for the following reasons:
(1.) The Dead are my favorite band.
(2.) The Dead Kennedys are my second favorite band.
(3.) thirteen men on a dead man’s chest.

I hate the word urge because it usually means i’m about to get myself in trouble.
I think the word normalcy is over used because it’s not a word to start with–the word is normality.
I have never dunk my oreos in milk and will never even drink water because I can’t stand the odius beverage.
My weirdest quirk is I prefer gin.
I like it even though it rots my liver and makes me a general nuicance.
The best place to write is on the inner thigh where the skin is smooth.
I find this most inspiring because by the end of the paragraph I am in the most warm and wonderful place.

If I were in charge I would tell everybody to take the day off.
Don’t make me explain!
The government pisses me off when they take my marijuana and if I could tell George Dubya one thing it would be “I hope you like Crawford, Texas, cuz that’s were you’re gonna be living in a year.