George Bush: The Major Motion Picture

by shamatha

Posted to Utterances on 2003-06-03 12:14:00

Trapped on the other side of the country aboard Air Force One, the President has lost his cool: “If some tinhorn terrorist wants me, tell him to come and get me! I’ll be at home! Waiting for the bastard!”

His Secret Service chief seems taken aback. “But Mr. President . . .”

The President brusquely interrupts him. “Try Commander-in-Chief. Whose present command is: Take the President home!”


That’s a script excerpt straight from the in production two hour tv movie called “The Big Dance” based on George Bush and the events surrounds September 11th, 2001, written by former Canadian and recent appointee to Bush’s Arts and Humanities Council Lionel Chetwynd.

Hey you Canadians: I read in the article that this film (being filmed in Canada) is eligible for funding by Canadian tax dollars. A big fat sloppy kiss to the American President paid for with your money!

Ha, Suckers!

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