sorry for my greivous mistake. this should clear it up thusly.

by strangeling

Posted to Utterances on 2003-10-12 20:27:00

Parent message is 527658
ahhh but no one said i would eat the chees-wiz now did they.
all that was stated was that i would die in an amalgamation of the former and vomit.
in actuality what would happen is i would drink maybe sixteen to twentyfive guiness, then i realise that i would get no protein in my alkie diet. so i call up a stripper duo, i tell them to bring along a case of cheese-wiz and some vienna sausages. so after the real buisness i ask the stripper to slather my body with the cheese wiz and throw the sausages from ten feet away and see how many they can stick to my chest.
halfway through the weenie flinging i have an epilectic fit. and pass out vomiting. the strippers figure i’m trying to stiff them(pun intended) so after a viscious kidney bashing they leave me. and i drown in stomach acid and residual cheese-wiz.
the vienna sausages were not mwentioned before because they were not a catalyst in the experiment or the suffocation.

and yes i do believe in gremlins and am still waiting on my sangwich.